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Zoe Kravitz Walks Into An Elevator…

I have officially blew my chance with Zoe. Granted its not like I had much of a chance with this beautiful actress, but there was a chance that our paths might cross one day and that day was today. I was in the elevator at the Ritz Carlton heading to a press conference when it stops on a floor I didn’t press and Zoe Kravitz walked into the elevator.
My jaw dropped I couldn’t believe it, I couldn’t breath. I was right next to Zoe, staring. Unable to move and she sticks out her hand and goes Hi, I’m Zoe. I said hi, I’m in awe. I kept telling myself to say something. I”m sure I did, but it was something like I’m trying not to shed any tears. Straight bitch mode. No woman has ever done that too me. Zoe is by far astonishing. X-Men – First Class hits theaters 6/3/11

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Vibe Releases Their Real Sexy Cover Issue with Amber Rose

Amber Rose opens up in the latest issue of Vibe magazine. She reveals how Kanye West used to call her Iconic. He ain’t never lied! “Kanye would always tell me how beautiful I was and that I was going to be iconic. He always said that, ‘Baby, you are iconic. You don’t understand what you have. I didn’t. I didn’t understand it.”
Well now she can’t deny her iconic status and while you might be mad at Amber for being famous for being famous she’s not going anywhere anytime soon.

“What am I supposed to do? Crawl up in a corner and die ‘cause I’m not with Kanye anymore? Am I supposed to go back to the strip club and not take these opportunities that I have?” For more check out VIBE.com

Beyonce – 1 + 1 (Make Love To Me) [DOWNLOAD]

Beyonce’s new song 1 + 1 written by The Dream is officially one of the best songs I’ve heard before in life. I was just talking to a friend of mine saying how much The Dream knows how to make good music. This track proves it Terius did his thing. Now the way Beyonce says Make Love To Me make me want to start hating on Jay-Z. I am officially jealous. Beyonce 1 + 1 Lyrics go “I don’t know much about guns but I’ve been shot by you. I don’t know when I’m gone die, but i hope Im gon die by you” Amazing. Listen to Beyonce’s track below.


The Jerk Journals: The Indecent Proposal, Her Man Said She Should Sleep With Me

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Photo By Mateo Bertolio

My name is Xilla, and I’m a self-absorbed jerk. It was by any means an indecent proposal. There was no money involved, no one wanted to sleep with my girlfriend and technically I wasn’t asked to do anything I haven’t done in the past, but I’ll admit I was a bit shook. I’ve slept with girls who were involved before. In fact at one time I only slept with girls who had boyfriends, and looking back maybe this was payback for all of those times, but when shorty told me she her man gave her permission to have sex with me, I was dumbstruck!

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How The Hell Did Your Panties Get UNDER The Bed?

Photo by Anna M.

There is a classic line on Andre 3000′s The Love Below album where a girls says “where are my panties?” This line is running through my head because I can’t figure out, for the life of me, how women keep losing their panties during sex. I just want to know how did her panties get under the bed? It’s not like I took them off while she was on the floor. She was never even on the floor. Are panties like boomerangs? Maybe they jump when you take them off? I am just sick of having to pull my sheets off my bed to find her panties. My boxers are right there on the floor, but your panties are missing! So to help the women of the world from losing their panties, or “accidentally” leaving them at their man house, I’ve come up with 5 ways to make sure she never lose another pair of underwear ever again.

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